bagels with cream cheese

So I goes to the store (rhymes w/ ballpark kinda) and head to where the cream cheese lives. It’s on my list. Bagels were gonna be later: organization. There’s coupons there, a pad of at least 30-40 coupons. “Buy * (rhymes w/ Bill I’ll see ya kinda) and * (rhymes w/ anything ending in ‘mas’) and save $1.50!” I take a coupon. There are refrigerated bagels there too but none of that brand. A woman says, “Are you looking for those bagels? They’re probably w/ the fresh bread. I used to work at ballpark and that’s where we put them.” I kid you not, that’s where they were, and onion bagels to boot! So I gets to the checkout and the coupon doesn’t scan. I tell the checker to get a manager. The manager comes. She tells me it’s expired. I tell her I got it there in the NW corner. She goes there then comes back (yeah I had a lot of stuff so it took a while to check out) with the whole pad. She suggested that a previous customer had brought it in, noticed they were expired and abandoned them there. Short? I got that buck fitty off . . .