Monday, February 26, 2007
ADMINISTRATION ADMITS PIE DEFICIT
Albuquerque, NM (CNN)
Today an unnamed administration source confirmed that the National Pie Reserve is in more dire straits than had been anticipated previously.
When pressed, the official added, “It’s true. Absent a few bites of Chicken Pot, the well is nigh dry. We might be accused of neglect, but no animals were harmed during any of our pie-related activity.”
Friends of the administration suggest that during the current term the National Pie Reserve will be replenished by whatever means necessary.
The Dutch, in response, appeared nervous.
Boogie is when the rest of the world is looking you straight in the eye and saying, “You’ll never be able to make it.” And you’ve got your teeth in a jar and those teeth say, "Yes I can!" Now’s the time. Don’t be late for now.
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