BLOCKBUSTER HOLLYWOOD RUMOR!!!

Let’s start a rumor (that part of us would be you). I’ll do all the lifting below. I consider it a “perfect storm”.

They’re shopping Johnny and Leonardo for a new-make of “The Odd Couple”!

With the recent rage of Broadway-to-Hollywood films made and in the making, it’s a natural. As noted on Page Six, Nathan and Broderick may have had conflicts on the Great White Way, and backers were already wary of pairing them again on the Moviola so soon after . . .

Moving on.

The Couple update includes a change of scene from New York to San Francisco. Johnny’s Oscar would be the slobbish TV sports guy, Leonardo’s obsessive Felix the TV weather/arts-on-the-weekend guy (is that to die for or what?), that whole metrosexual thing. . .

Is he or isn’t he?

Box office gold.

The Pigeon sisters? The wives from “Brokeback”. They’d crawl across broken glass. Developing . . .

Poker players? Brooks, Buschemi, Banks, Belushi: that’s only some of the Bs available. They're hungry.

(Who knew George Burns passed?).

A Nob Hill resident informs us that a location photo-shoot took place on newly remodeled property.


It’s about guys thrown out by their women.

p.s. Hey, let’s make some money on this! If they don’t pay us we’ll sue.