This drives me mad. The state of marketing and customer service is trying to bottom out and the race to get there is far from over. The house next to mine is newly on the market. There was an open house this afternoon. The flyer already had dumb stuff in it. “modem kitchen” Did you mean modern? It also said modem floors. I didn’t see a single modem anywhere. No Snacks! WTF is wrong with you? You couldn’t get a bag of Chex Mix? In the kitchen there was a jar of jelly on display to indicate that you could eat in here. No eating there either. In my dream there was shrimp cocktail. It’s pretty small and reminded me how nice it is to have the floor space I do. The detailing is nice, some good glass and ceramic tile work that link spaces and a shower with a glass door that would work like a charm in personal porno play. It’s big enough for two and a child (the house not the shower.) I’m hoping for LGBT pals. Then we can mambo.